Reblogged from joebspecial
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
sorry i couldn’t hear you over my delicious sizzling chicken periods
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS! THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED TO ME THIS MORNING!
I WAS MAKING EGGS FOR BREAKFAST, JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN BAM! SUDDENLY IT BECAME A BABY CHICKEN!
Instead of eggs and bacon I grabbed some Orange Soda and had dinner for breakfast.
It was delicious.
YOU GUYS DO KNOW THAT THE YOLK IS THE SHIT BABY CHICKENS FEED ON? AND A LOT OF BIRD BREEDERS FEED CHICKEN PERIODS TO THEIR BREEDING BIRDS BECAUSE THE BIRDS LOVE IT AND IT’S FUCKING FOOD FOR THEM AND THEIR CHICKS. THEY EVEN FEED IT TO CHICKENS.
SHIT GUYS WE BETTER TELL THEM BIRD BREEDERS THAT BIRDS COME FROM EGGS.
It must be completely wrong, right? Especially considering that birds like magpies, crows, and even jays are notorious nest robbers and eat the eggs of other birds. What’s so special about chicken eggs, huh? Why can’t we eat chicken eggs? You bein’ bird-racist, vegans? Huh? HUH?
I thought we got past this bigotry.
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The Doctor and The Torch
Doctor Who’s Matt Smith Carries The Olympic Torch
Photo credit @alun_vega
Matt should vanish and David should pick it up.
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moth fuzzzz. DON’T KNOW IF CUTE OR CREEPY
FUCK IT I’M JOINING IN
omg
polino
LMFAO
rozf:
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MY BRAIN
WHAT THE EVEN WHAT
There’s a reason I still wonder about my Weeping Angel vs Silence shirt in a death match.
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